Come Out The Closet Already!

It never ceases to amaze how a man can speak with a double tongue - - condone and not condone
the actions or presumed morally wrong doings of another.
One can only wonder what in the world could a "wishy - washy" man could possibly be hiding in his own closet. Perhaps a series of young adult men in the guise of women.
If a book was every written about him, I wonder just who would pen it and what would it entail?