Somewhere Jennifer Anniston Is Laughing

The saying, "how you get them is how you keep them",  must be evidently clear to actress, Angelina Jolie, who lured actor, Brad Pitt, from his abode with then wife, Jennifer Anniston.

Things are so out of control between Pitt and Jolie that it can be considered poetic justice. Pitt cannot leave the house without being grilled about when he will return home from where ever it is he intends on going. Sometimes, the actor has to face inspection by having his underwear undergo the check and sniff.
I wonder does Angelina's new found insecurity also includes the d*ck smelling.
Somewhere, Jen is somewhere laughing as she never had to stoop so low to keep a man in check. However, she is now following the Hollywood trend of adopting...or at least considering with her current interest.